I have never been overly aggressive or forceful with women. I’m not that guy who throws her on the kitchen table and rips open her blouse, popping all the buttons and ruining a perfectly good shirt. or who fucks her up against a wall in a dark alley behind some Dumpster. I never wanted to be Mickey Rourke. I don’t think he did either. it takes a willful suspension of absurdity to be that kind of man, to maintain that five o’clock shadow, to buy that leather jacket, to put all that shit in your hair, to keep that toothpick in your mouth when all you really want to do is spit it out and buy a pack of grape Bubbilicious and go watch cartoons.
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The quote function is being funky and not letting me post anything. Maybe Tumblr is just sensitive about using quotes that have words like ‘fuck’ or ‘transvestite.’ Oh, censorship…
