December 2009
19 posts
Horror Movie Teenagers
Work’s been pretty slow today, so I’ve had a ton of time to kill. Once I ran out of decent new shows to watch on Hulu, I switched over to my Netflix account to check out some bad slasher flicks.
For one thing, watching the original Scream has shown me how decent the first Scary Movie was. Those guys really stuck to the source material they were trying to parody. It’s a real...
Fuck yeah, fashion
Okay, so watching TV shows on Hulu made me feel under dressed, which is a little weird considering the fact that I’m at work and supposed to attend a company luncheon in a half hour, so I actually took the time to dress up… It’s probably the fact that I’m wearing jeans and sneakers below my fancy blue shirt with a gray knit sweater vest… At any rate, I started looking...
Important(ish) announcement!
My page is now celebrating pokemon profile picture month!
The dilemas of a modern working man.
I drank a lot of coffee and got overheated. I want to take my coat off, but I’m trying to hide a toothpaste stain on my t-shirt. Yeah, I noticed the stain before I left for work, but I hadn’t worn this shirt yet, and I didn’t want to throw it in the laundry ALREADY. Damn, life is hard.
This question always bugged me...
What the hell is the difference between prostitution and pornography?
Okay, I understand on a very fundamental level that prostitution is the trading of money or goods for sexual favors, whereas pornography is the trading of money and goods for sexual favors in front of a camera, but what prevents your average horny shmuck from just buying a handicam and hiring Ginger or Candy as actresses...
Dexter Writers,
Fuck you.
You don't have to be pretty to talk like a bitch?
So I’m sitting in Commons trying to enjoy my knockoff Subway, and these caddy bitches are having an over-involved conversation in the booth across from me.
“Like, OH my god! I can NOT believe she said that. He SO doesn’t know what he’s…. and she always brags about how great she is. She’s always like OhhowgreatIam. OhhowskinnyIam. Ohlookhowwellmyoutfits match....
Expecting to die?
“What you’re experiencing is a profound sense of loss. Loss of friend, loss of family, loss of self. Without a firm grip on that which defines us, we are all lost. Everything is over.”
I’ve never actually contemplated the specifics of my own death, and I really have no way of knowing what to anticipate. If I make it to a ripe old age, then the odds are fairly good that...
“Torture is torture and humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to...”
– from Choke (Chuck Palahniuk)
"I don't know; I want my mom!"
My roommate’s girlfriend has locked herself in the bathroom and is puking her guts out. She took six shots on an empty stomach because she’s on a diet. While I hate the sounds of puking, it’s almost funny to hear what she yells. I think she’s angry that her boyfriend can’t make her magically sober…
My girlfriend doesn’t drink at all. I’ve never had...
No Guts, No Glory...
HvZ started up again, and I am not without regrets. I opted out of this current outbreak due to the stress it caused me last game. Compound the fear of getting eaten with finals, nad you’ve got a recipe for WHYGODWHYDIDIPOSSIBLYDOTHISTOMYSELF?
But seeing all those college kids with their yellow blasters and their faux blood-spattered headbands makes me green with envy.
FRUSTRATION
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Goddamnit, literature...
Last night I spent a half hour looking for a book that was at the bottom of my backpack the whole time. I found it thismorning. A paperback copy of American Psycho that I’m trying to get through.
The books is nothing but high society and murdertorturerapebrutality. It’s fairly repetitive, and there doesn’t seem to be an overall plot throughout the whole thing. I’m not...